Haphazard Hyperbole: Archive

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Mar 14th

Holy fuckshitballs

I’m going to Comic-Con!

Feb 17th

I dreamt I was in love last night

And it didn’t start that way. We were watching TV, just as friends. Then I just put my arm around her and she leaned into my chest and suddenly we were in a relationship. No need to talk, no need to set boundaries/explain our feelings. We just worked. And I’ve been depressed ever since I woke up.

Jan 13th

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Dec 10th

Oct 30th

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Oct 27th

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I wish these thoughts would go away. They’re a tad scary.

Oct 13th

Lonely

Oct 13th

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I watch more sports now than I used to because it gives me a much needed reprieve. When I watch football/baseball/whathaveyou, I focus on the game, on how well (or terrible) each team/player is doing. This allows me to keep my mind off things that make me feel as shitty as I do now. Which is why I’m watching the SF Giants, despite being an LA Dodgers fan

Oct 10th

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I heart depressing/emotional posts just to let the poster know someone is listening

Oct 9th

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I was going to put this under a “read more”, but the tumblr app doesn’t do that. Fuck it. I have things I wanna talk about and the alcohol hasn’t fully dissipated yet. One reason I feel I’m depressed is my difficulty with women. I’m the type of guy who would do pretty much anything to make my SO the happiest girl in the world. Yet, my relationships never get...

Oct 5th

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Nothing like holding opposite political views to help you get over your ex!

Sep 29th

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[[MORE]] fuck love

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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[[MORE]] That feel when you realize that just because you have a great personality doesn’t mean women should be attracted to you. I’ve ignored the way I look and its not fair to the beautiful women who put time an effort into their own looks for me to feel entitled to their attraction/attention.

Sep 26th

Mumford and Sons new album is out. It’s fantastic, as I suspected it would be.

Sep 25th

[[MORE]] A poke on facebook is my way of saying “I have things I want to say to you, but don’t know how…”

Sep 23rd

Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

124,937 notes

[[MORE]] This isn’t a good path I’m treading… I’ve been so good at just acting as if she never existed. Acting can only get you so far, I guess.

Sep 22nd

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Sep 20th

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Cleared out people who haven't posted in a week or...

I now have more followers than I follow. That’s an odd feeling.

Sep 15th

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Samsung/HTC to block iPhone 5 sales in US/EU →

This whole rivalry is better than TV

Sep 13th

frannyampersandzooey: I’d die for you one time, but never again

Sep 12th

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I hate being in debt

I hate being guilted into doing things because of my debt. This is why I’ve tried so hard on remaining, at least mostly, financially independent. But, of course, at the first chance she got, my mom brought up how she works all day and my being at school all day isn’t the same because she pays for it. I honestly don’t give a fuck about my future financially, anymore. I’m...

Sep 12th

dionthesocialist: Let’s be real: when the Education Industry (and it is an industry) doesn’t urge the importance of social sciences and humanities, are we really surprised that so many kids grow up to be able to tell you the physiological make up of a rose, but can’t tell you how one smells, and can explain the intricate details of the rotation of the Earth and its orbit around the sun, but...

Sep 12th

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